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Drunken Mastah!

Dude, wow. I never thought it was possible to make better stick fights than
Xiao Xiao, but you did it. I've always been a fan of Drunken Boxing, and this was fucking sick. You captured the dynamics of the fighting style VERY well. I was surprised.

Whoa man...

Just, whoa...This is like...Marilyn Manson Hellraiser Fuckabilly.

Holy Shit.

I think I got the whole hepatitis alphabet. 'Nuff said.

Great game!

There are a few things I had trouble with though. I noticed that at level 22 when it shows the "Medal Get!" notification, the screen goes black. The next "Medal Get!" notification did the exact same thing, so I think it's a bug you might need to work out. Also! I created a map (map 397, I do believe. Topsy-Turvy). Put a bit of work into it too. And I didn't get the 'Memories' medal for that either. But other than that, great game, great concept, and it leaves you feeling disturbed and empty, considering that the bad ending is EXACTLY the same as the good ending. Speaks volumes to the duality of life, and the absolution that is balance. Choice!

3067 meters...WUT!!!

This game is freakin' amazing. I loved everything about it. The simplicity of the game-play, but the difficulty of figuring out your timing and how long to hold the jump button, coupled with your speed. I also loved the premise, because if you're going slow enough, you can take in the background, and there are giant alien robots kickin' around back there. Hence, the escape, I suppose? Hey, if you decide to make a second one, a good way to go with it, is you're confronting your alien overlords as a one-man resistance force, running non-stop through their mothership. The only difference in controls would be a simple 'shoot' button in addition to the jump button. But I also understand this being something that doesn't NEED a sequel, because it doesn't actually need a sequel, at all. Just suggestions :)

Critical Hit!

It's Super-Effective! But seriously...It was super-effective...Great JRPG satire. Even though I admit I had fun playing it too. And the jokes were great, especially once the last guy comes into your party. But I have to say, the credit song was the best :)